tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5898282689336961335.post1306536033855827187..comments2023-04-09T01:05:35.163+10:00Comments on Mayhem Madness: Just Checkin' In!Mayhemhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07743732421663633743noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5898282689336961335.post-22924195545948577282009-12-24T22:30:06.717+10:002009-12-24T22:30:06.717+10:00I just cooked dinner and washed up, while the Boss...I just cooked dinner and washed up, while the Boss got to sprinkle reindeer food on the lawn and light sparklers to guide Santa. Then they placed all the presents (that I bought and wrapped) under the tree. It was then that they noticed that amongst the mountains, there was only one gift for mummy.<br />I know what it is, too. Not at all what I was expecting, and certainly not what was on my wishlist - New Shoes!<br />My point? Men don't ever do what we expect them to - sometimes they do something much, much better. (but not always, they have to keep us guessing you know!) So don't sweat about Fireman Sam. If he's backing out, he's an idiot and you deserve better than an idiot. If he's planning a surprise, make sure you have one for him in your bedside drawer. (having chocolate body paint on standby isn't wasteful, as you can eat it with a spoon when you're alone.) If he really is tied up at work, consider it a glimpse into the future because that kind of thing never changes, and who needs ulcers?<br />Whatever happens, remember there are people around you who love you, and they're not going anywhere - also there are some special shops where you can buy battery powered hoses that might help.<br />I send you and the Brat (and your Mum - the real one) white light and love for Christmas. Blessings!Cattynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5898282689336961335.post-23274859749292254892009-12-24T08:38:14.058+10:002009-12-24T08:38:14.058+10:00Yay to time with the Brat, and the rest of your pl...Yay to time with the Brat, and the rest of your planned festivites sound ideal - you'll be too busy - and groaning full - to torment yourself.<br /><br />Which brings me to - babe, Fireman Sam is being a man. Who knows why he's being weird - work hassles are the default position, but it could be the precarious state of Australian cricket, lingering angst over Malcolm Turnball, too much booze, too little booze... you may never know.<br /><br />So, grant me a Christmas wish - Have fun! Let go, relax, enjoy your son and family. Avoid agonising. Refrain from tormenting yourself with gothic hypotheticals. And then, when he does phone/drop around/propose/drop a bombshell he'll be interacting with a cheerful, chilled, together woman.<br /><br />:) and a big mwah!Madam Morganahttp://madammorgana.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com